| Company B Concourse by Professor Jim "Fize" Moriarty |
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| Now that the Service Club is open to 3:30
am. (0330), B Company personnel are well provided with studying
facilities. Some 13 Company people take University of Maryland courses,
while others take correspondence courses. After the Service Club closes,
the guys from B Company have hot coffee at the Bowling Alley, then mosey
over to the B Company day room to continue their studies. Who says the
Post is run for Straight Day people? One of the Company poets was going downtown for a poetry reading when he remembered that he forgot his notes. He turned around and headed back for the company area — thus, he made a turn for the verse. Colonel Nestler inspected the Company B area on Monday and made several favorable comments with recommendations for improvement. The new First Lieutenant, wants someone to design a new company sign incorporating the ideas of Kagnew insignia and the sign above the main entrance cf S-260. The CO also wants someone with carpentry experience to help install panelling in the TV room. The new WOIC (that's what he says! ) of Mr. Hubble's old section at Tract C is CW2 Kramer, who joins us from Greener pastures. Mr. Hubb!e will soon leave for same. Sp4 William's wife is due in March. The Terry O Neill's threw a successful housewarming party. "A COMPANY" With all the squirrels. morse, and lizards running around A company we are wondering why they aren't being called the~ "Gross Menageria." MORNING REPORTS Ft. Gordon has sent us Sps 4 Doyle E. Childers, Eugene J. McKibben, Owen C. Lyson, and Michael Stoffers; Privates First Class Bruce A. Meitzler, and Jerry F. Swartz; and Private Craig A. Tew. Edward M. Slavc, Michael R. MacDade, and Jack W. Bjerk came in from Green Pastures. Sp5 Robert J. McAllen came in from Shemya, Alaska. Sp4 Keith A Johnston left for Greener Pastures. Sps 4 Seemey, Gooch, Engle, Kennedy, and Axsom will leave for Frankfurt, Germany DOMA-NI. |
Sp4 Mayo went TDY to Frankfurt. Sp4 Sefton went leave to Tel Aviv. Those who went on leave this month include: Captains Richard H. Harris and William J. Hybl; SSGs James E. Day and Thomas R. McCandless; Sgt. Bobby G. Phillips; Specialists Five Moen and Williams; Specialists Four Burbage and Engle. Mr. Hubble is now out of the hospital. Victory through Vegetables! There are no millionaires in the army. A SNOOPY jogging team will soon be forming in the B Company area. How many VULTURES is Tract C authorized? One has alighted there for the duration. Same VULTURE is planning on utilizing his DOG, ALLIGATOR, AND PITHON MOS's. One fellow we knew who enjoyed eating dog biscuits and |
barking at the moon was questioned at Ft.
Monmouth about this by the resident psychologist: Why are you eating dog biscuits ? "Well, they are high in protein, low in sugar, good for my teeth; they brighten my eyes, give me a glossy coat, and don't crumble in the pockets of our fatigues." "Are you putting me on" To show that he wasn't, said fellow told the psychologist to send someone around to see how many students were eating dog biscuits. The result: 95 per cent ate dog biscults. Reason: Mess hall grease there had caused many individuals to get ptomaine poisoning — turning to gainesburgers and dog biscuits alleviated the problem. Victory through Vegetables! John Hirsh gets 1700 shadow. Wish to make our apoligies to Sgt Larry Rogers it seems we have been refering to him as "Lawrence Rogers" and that aint right. Tough luck slick! |